Miss Lucy Had a Baby

Miss Lucy had a baby
She named it Tiny Tim
She put it in the bathtub
To see if it could swim.

 

It drank up all the water,
It ate up all the soap,
It tried to eat the bathtub,
But it wouldn't go down its throat.

Miss Lucy called the doctor.
Miss Lucy called the nurse.
Miss Lucy called the lady
With the alligator purse.

Measles said the doctor.
Mumps said the nurse.
Nothing said the lady
With the alligator purse.

Miss Lucy kicked the doctor.
Miss Lucy punched the nurse.
Miss Lucy paid the lady
With the alligator purse.