Silly Poems and Rhymes

Here are some of the sillier poems, jingles, rhymes that we have found over the years. 

Double click on any word for the definition.

Look out for "Listen Here".  Just click on the link and listen to Lynne read it out loud.  She hasn't managed every poem, just some of her personal favourites.  If you have read a poem out loud, put the link on the forum.  :)


This is a bee.

She is a happy bee.

She is happy being a bee.

She buzzes when she’s happy.


“Procrastination is my sin.
It brings me naught but sorrow.
I know that I should stop it.
In fact, I will – tomorrow!”

Gloria Pitzer


to procrastinate - 
verb to 
delay or postpone an action; put off doing something.


Find a penny, pick it up,
And all day you'll have good luck.


!Note - Finding a penny is considered good luck in the UK. This superstition might have arisen because in ancient times metals were believed to offer protection from evil and harmful spirits, and of course there is also the saying, money attracts money.

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little, crooked house.


The rhyme was first recorded by James Orchard Halliwell in the 1840s and gained popularity in the early twentieth century. Some say the town of Lavenham, with its distorted, or "crooked" buildings inspired the poem.

Another theory is that the poem originates from the history of King Charles I of England (1600–1649): The crooked man is reputed to be the Scottish General Sir Alexander Leslie, who signed a covenant securing religious and political freedom for Scotland. The "crooked stile" in the poem is supposedly the border between England and Scotland. "They all lived together in a little crooked house" referring to the fact that the English and Scots had at last come to an agreement, despite continuing great animosity between the two countries, who nonetheless had to learn to live with each other due to their common border.


The chief defect of Henry King
Was chewing little bits of string.

At last he swallowed some which tied
Itself in ugly knots inside.


Image - Bindfaden" by Daniel Schwen Licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0 via Wikimedia Commons