By Beat Farmers

Well let's pack up the kids and take a break, get away.
Leave the hustle and bustle of living from day to day.
And I know that the crime in the city is-a getting worse,
So we're going on down to the gun sale at the church.

Well my lady's all set to have us a real good time.
Baby Johnny's got fins but he don't seem to mind.
So the family's all ready to pray at the holy perch,
That's set up in the middle of the gun sale at the church.

Well we'll ask the lord to forgive us for all of sins
And we'll look at the latest in gold-plated firing pins.
Well my two main men are Jesus and old John Birch,
So we're going on down to the gun sale at the church.

Well we'll ask the lord to forgive us for all of sins
And we'll look at the latest in gold-plated firing pins.

Well let's pack up the kids and take a break, get away.
Leave the hustle and bustle of living from day to day.
And I know that the crime in the city is-a getting worse,
So we're going on down to the gun sale at the church.
So we're going on down to the gun sale at the church.
So we're going on down to the gun sale at the church.