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A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and strung out. She rattled off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face!  What’s WRONG with me!?”

The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly said, “Well, I can tell you one thing, there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

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