Student

One night 4 university students were boozing till late and didn't study for the exam which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and disheveled as they could with grease and dirt.

 

They all went up to the examiner and told him that they had gone out to a wedding the night before and on the way back the tyre of their car had burst and they had had to push it all the way back, so they were in no condition to sit the test. 

The examiner was a just person so he said, "OK you can have a retest after 3 days." They promised they would be ready by that time. 

On the third day they appeared before the examiner again.  He told them that it was to be a special condition test and all four were required to sit in separate rooms  for the exam.  They all agreed, as they had prepared well in the last three days.  The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 marks. 

Here are the questions:-

Q1. Write down your name.  (2 marks) 

Q2. Which car tyre burst? (98 marks)

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