Good News / Bad News

One day a man answered his ringing mobile phone to find his wife on the other end. She sounded a bit nervous and he asked what was wrong. She replied that she had some good news and bad news to report. "Which do you want to hear first, dear?" she asked.

 

"Well, the good news I guess," he replied, "What is it?"
She answered nervously, "You know those dual airbags we ordered with our new car?"
"Yesssssss ...." he said.
"Well dear, they work PERFECTLY ...."

 

 

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