A nice and simple play on words for a Daily Mail story that £50,000 is the price quoted for five prime car park spaces in the popular Cornish seaside resort of St Ives. The headline reads 'Pay And Dismay', with 'dismay' replacing 'display' as in a 'pay and display' car park.

!Note - Pay and display parking is parking that uses machines to issue tickets used for regulating parking in urban areas or in car parks.