English Jokes
English Jokes
The best English jokes for your amusement and delight.
With dictionary look up - double click on any word to see its definition.
English Joke of the Month - August
Bragging Rights
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen and after several minutes, Morris had had enough.
English Joke of the Month - July
Help
A preacher said, "Anyone who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
English Joke of the Month - June
Dying Wish
A retired businessman was on his deathbed, and called for his friend to come to his side.
English Joke of the Month - May
First Day at Work
A school-leaver was taken on by a local company. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well on her first day in the job, she grabbed a large thermos flask and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
English Joke of the Month - April
The Father of the Child
A man was standing in the queue at the check out in Tescos when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"