English Jokes
English Jokes
The best English jokes for your amusement and delight.
With dictionary look up - double click on any word to see its definition.
English Joke of the Month
Ode To The New Year
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
English Joke of the Month
Santa Riddles
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1. What is Santa's favourite cereal?
2. What did Santa do when he had a sore throat the day before Christmas?
3. What Christmas carol do the lions sing?
4. Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas day?
5. Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
English Joke of the Month
A heart surgeon took his car to his local garage for a regular service, where he usually exchanged a little friendly banter with the owner, a skilled but not especially wealthy mechanic.
English Joke of the Month
Halloween Joke 
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
English Joke of the Month - September
How many rabbits?
Teacher: Johnny. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!