The best English jokes for your amusement and delight.
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1. What is Santa's favourite cereal?
2. What did Santa do when he had a sore throat the day before Christmas?
3. What Christmas carol do the lions sing?
4. Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas day?
5. Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
A heart surgeon took his car to his local garage for a regular service, where he usually exchanged a little friendly banter with the owner, a skilled but not especially wealthy mechanic.
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Teacher: Johnny. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!