English Jokes
English Jokes
The best English jokes for your amusement and delight.
With dictionary look up - double click on any word to see its definition.
English Joke - Dangerous Food
A nutritionist was giving a presentation at a conference. "The stuff we eat is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago," he said.
English Joke - OId Dogs
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he sees a panther stalking him in the bushes.
The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in trouble now!"
English Joke - Christmas Present Joke
Son : Dad, what should I give my girlfriend for Christmas?
Dad : What is she like?
English Joke - Negotiating
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm out shopping, and I've found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "£1,000? Why not? Go ahead and buy it, if you like it that much."
English Joke - Excuses Excuses
A husband came home from work and his wife walked up to him and slapped him across the face, "What was that for?" he cried.