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John Smiths Bitter
Set at an Olympic diving competition - A diver does a complicated dive and gets pretty high marks from the watching judges. A second diver steps up and does a better dive and gets higher marks. John Smith steps up in Bermuda shorts and just jumps and "bombs" into the water, earning him full marks from all the judges he had also soaked. Showing a builders bum as he gets out of the pool a pint of John Smiths pops up.
Commentator: Three divers to go then, and this is Darren Croll of Australia. Oh! That's a good dive - 642.2. And now Petit of Canada. Och! Even better. This final really hotting up.
Now the favourite, John Smith of Great Britain. What can he do? Oh terrific! The crowd love it, and so do the judges! Top bombing!
!Note - Bombing in British swimming pools is forbidden!