Watch the advert, then click on "Read More" or scroll down to read the transcript:-
Valentine 1: Shall I compare thee to Shamrock Rovers?
Valentine 2: Should I say that you're a ride?
Valentine 3: That your eyes are like the headlights on an R9 GTi?
Valentine 4: Shall I call you Hoss or Fizz?
Valentine 5: Should I buy you a pink thong?
Valentine 6: Shall I say the dog was my best friend, before you came along?
Valentine 7: Should I compare you to famous ladies?
Valentine 8: Should I say you still look great?
Valentine 9: Should I say I've noticed you've lost a bit of weight?
!Note - Lidl is a German owned discount supermarket chain in the UK.