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Transcript:-

Valentine 1: Shall I compare thee to Shamrock Rovers?

Valentine 2: Should I say that you're a ride?

Valentine 3: That your eyes are like the headlights on an R9 GTi?

Valentine 4: Shall I call you Hoss or Fizz?

Valentine 5: Should I buy you a pink thong? 

Valentine 6: Shall I say the dog was my best friend, before you came along?

Valentine 7: Should I compare you to famous ladies?

Valentine 8: Should I say you still look great?

Valentine 9: Should I say I've noticed you've lost a bit of weight?

!Note - Lidl is a German owned discount supermarket chain in the UK.